You lookin at me!!

I'm joining in the you lookin at me photo hunt (if I can master the technicalities with my baboon brain)!


People have been looking at me this week cos I went out on the steam railway with some pals and I did get looked at not always for the right reasons.




You lookin' at me buddy cos I'm sure lookin' at you on that station platform!!

You lookin' at me sitting in this luggage rack pal, I'm a baboon I climb, its my job!

Yeah right y're lookin' at me driving away this train, keep on lookin,!!

That was fun being a baaaaad baboon! Keep right on lookin'!

World Cup on Twitter

Well all of you who know me at all know I love football and I know that not all of my friends do but this post is for all anipals whether or not they like football. Obviously I'm an England fan I am an English baboon so of course I get behind them in a big way with my England shirt, England world cup pizzas etc etc etc. In previous world cups I have only been interested in England, I didn't care about the other teams as long as they didn't beat England and I didn't give any thought to their fans. When England were eliminated which they always are I would support any team that had Arsenal players in. I was a thoughtless baboon.

Well I'm still a baboon that is fine, but I think I'm not so thoughtless anymore. Meeting friends from lots of countries on Twitter has made me be concerned for how they feel as well. My friend Mookie is obviously a major fan of his country Germany, that makes a big change for me, well actually for any England fan. Germany are the old footballing rival for England we have footballing history between us and both countries have suffered from the other in footballing ways. Usually England are the ones left crying after a match between them, especially in major tournaments, but it has gone the other way sometimes. If Germany ever lost a match England fans would be pleased and relieved. This time, when that happened I was so concerned for my dear friend. If/when Germany knock England out I will back them even though they don't have a single Arsenal player.

Then there are my US friends. Its been wonderful to see pals like MarshallSheldon and Gunner (Tweeypie54) getting more and more into football and enjoying the success of the USA. I think Gunner already had a good knowledge of football, having a name like Gunner I said 'you should support Arsenal their nickname is the Gunners' so the interest was already there. For MarshallSheldon it has been a major learning curve, oh dear he thought football was a game where people were padded up and ran holding the ball, when I explained it wasn't he thought it was played with sticks and the teams scored wickets, oh dear Mookie and I had a major problem trying to explain to him and Happpiii what football was. We still think that some of our US pals are a little confused they think it is called soccer but the progress has been amazing!! (Just joking US pals).

The there is the role Twitter has played itself, if you type #worldcup you get a little football and if you type #Eng you get an England flag, etc I haven't managed to work out the letters you need for some of the countries but its good fun and very colourful.

So my reason for writing this was to thank all my pals for being my pals and making things so much more fun including the world cup.

MarleyTerrier asked me some questions

My friend @marleyterrier asked me some questions its because one of his friends asked him questions and then he had to answer them and then asked some different questions of some other people so now I got to do that. Marley did it really professional like with lots of pictures and stuff, I will do my best to do a good job.


1. Wot is the favourite fing wot your pawsons and hoomans duz for you?

Well my pawsons do quite a lot of good things for me, they say they do so they must do! There is the pizza and the football and sky TV and nice clothes that I got you can see my longhorns T-shirt here from Texas, I like that. Which are very nice but I think the main nicest thing they do for me is more about having lots of friends here for me to play with at home, you can see my pal Arty the armadillo from the Alamo here, and also helping me to tweet so I can have lots of friends in the world as well. I was always a happy baboon with my pawsons and my friends here at home but now I have lots of friends all over the world my life is much more interesting and my pawsons help me with that.

2. Iz time for noms, wot you eatin?

I expect you think I will answer bananas to that one, well of course I love bananas they are real baboon food but I like them done in different ways, banana bread, banana sandwich, banana fritter, banana cocktails but you know my favourite food is pizza. Now my pawsons don't understand that a pizza with banana on would be perfect so I don't have banana pizza but I have red and white toppings to represent my football teams Arsenal and England so that is pawesome!


3. Duz you ave an embarassin abits?




Embarassin abits well nothing that embarasses me! Before anyone jumps to the wrong conclusion I don't do what some baboons do to eachothers' bottoms and I don't have that kind of bottom anyway cos I'm a stuffed baboon. I don't think I have any embarassing habits actually although some Chelsea fans were embarassed to be seen with me once but that was because I was wearing an Arsenal shirt so I don't think that counts do you?


4. Wot is your favourite animal fillum?

Oh here is a tricky one animal film well I love all animal films, favourite, ummmm don't know about that I get sick of seeing chimps in films chimps are very nice and I've got nice chimp friends but you know everyone makes such a fuss of chimps and baboons are just as good really, so I think when the make a film with baboons that will be my favourite animal film.


5. If you comin to a pawty at my ouse, wot you bringin wiv you?

Well although I miss most of the pawties on Twitter I am a pawty animal so I would bring lots of things, pizza, dog beer, baboon beer all anipal beers, bacon beer for our friends (although I'm a vegetarian so I don't have that) and lots of noms but most importantly I would bring ear plugs for the neighbours cos we anipals know how to pawty and we don't want them complaining to the police about us making a noise.

Oh so now I have to think of five pals to pass this on to and ask them 5 questions ummm now who?

@OllyTed
@SpencerTeddy
@Pasikas
@SydPie
@SidTheCatahoula




Here are your questions:




1. If you could visit any country in the world where would it be?
2. What thing really makes you smile?
3. If you were Prime Minister for one day what law would you introduce?
4. When you are not on Twitter what is your favourite game to play?
5. What do you do to make your human or anipals happy?

Looking forward to your answers. HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS!

How to make a World Cup pizza

Lots of people have asked me about my pizza recipe so I decided to share it with you via my blog. I made a pizza last night in England colours for the world cup but you might decide to make it with different toppings and you may not call it a world cup pizza you don't have to.

First get your ingredients ready, these quantities are enough for two people you might want to make more or less:

225 grams/ 8oz plain flour

1 sachet of quick yeast

A shake of salt (however much you like)

25 ml/1 fluid oz olive oil

145 ml/6 fluid oz warm water

pepper

red pesto or tomato paste

mozzarella cheese or other cheese if you prefer

cherry tomatoes or a tomato cut into chunks

Little jarred peppers or other toppings to your taste.

Measure out your ingredients

Mix the flour, yeast and water and a little salt in a mixing bowl, add the oil and water and mix together into a firm dough using a large spoon.

Now here is the really fun bit, kneed the dough by hand for 4 or 5 minutes, you can squeeze it, slap it around, do whatever you like with it. Don't over work it though or it gets tough, however much fun it is leave off after 4 to 5 minutes.

Divide the dough up into however many pizzas you are making and start to flatten it out, when its a bit flat but not to flat to pick up (like mine here) spread a little olive oil on flat baking trays to preven the pizza from sticking and then put the dough sections onto them. Then spread it out with your hands until it is thin enough to form a pizza base. You do not need a round tray you can make the base round in any tray or you might like to try other exciting shapes.

Make the pizza a little larger and thinner than you want it as it will rise and be a little smaller and thicker than you make it on the tray. Leave the pizza bases to stand for approximately 1 hour, if it is warm you can leave them out in the kitchen, otherwise a very low heated oven can be used by not hot enough to cook it. If you have an airing cupboard that is ideal. Heat up the oven ready for cooking, gas mark
7, electricity 220 degrees Celsius, 425 Fahrenheit, slightly cooler if you have a fan oven.

While the pizza bases are resting you can prepare your topping, you can have whatever topping is your favourite, I use sundried tomato pesto as a sauce but you may prefer a tomato sauce it is up to you. My topping is usually mozzarella cheese, tomatoes, I like the little cherry tomatoes and those nice spicey red peppers you get in a jar but you will make your own choices. You can't see my mozzarella on the white plate but it is there.

Spread the pesto or tomato sauce thinly on the base and add the toppings. You can always make an image such as a flag of St George if you are an England football fan, good luck if you want to do the whole stars and stripes that sounds challenging and I don't know what you would use for the blue bits but I'll leave that up to you.

Once your pizza looks as you want it to it is ready for the oven. Cook for 14 minutes turing the pizzas half way through to ensure they are evenly cooked.

When it is cooked serve on a warm plate, you can slice it and share or do inidvidual ones or each of you. You may want a side salad or your human may want a glass or wine or beer. Enjoy!

Winner of the donkey competition

I have drawn the donkey competition by randome number generation. It would be impossible to choose between all the wonderful entrants and once again I wish you could all win the prize because your entries are so fantastic and I know you would all love to have a donkey adoption.

Well the winner is actually somebody who may be able to visit the donkey themselves this time. It is @Henryandfriends. Henry was entry number 5 and the random number generator came up with number 5 so Henry its you.

Let me know which donkey you would like to adopt and what you want on your adoption certificate and I will make the arrangements. Perhaps we could go together and visit the donkey you choose and of course we will visit Fergus's donkey at the same time.

Congratulations to Henry and sorry to everyone else, there will be another chance soon.

Prize announcement

Whether or not you can attend this weekend's #pawpawty here is a prize draw for you to enter. Many of you entered the prize draw for an adopted donkey a couple of months ago and I was sorry that we couldn't give it to everyone because you were all so supportive of the idea. So I would like to give everyone another chance to win a donkey for a year. The donkey will be one of those who live at the Isle of Wight donkey sanctuary, have a look and meet the donkeys that you could adopt.

http://www.iwdonkey-sanctuary.com/adopt.html

The donkey's are all so lovable you will not want to resist, but don't worry the donkey sanctuary will continue to look after your donkey. You will get a certificate of adoption with your name on and news letters about the donkeys.

To enter just make a comment on this blog entry letting us know why you would like to adopt a donkey. As you know I would never be able to choose a winner so the winning entry will be selected at random on the Monday morning following the #pawpawty and announced on Twitter and this blog and well as letting the winner know personally.

I hope lots of people will enter and I wish you could all win.

To find out more about the #pawpawty visit Dougal's blog http://www.pawpawty.com hope to see you all there.

Come on and enter the donkey's are waiting.

If you are not able to leave a comment on the blog please DM me on Twitter with your comment.

You don't always get what you expect but its not always a bad thing!

As many of my friends know my person was due to fly to Texas on 13 April but didn't get to go, not because of the ash cloud but because of illness, it was quite mysterious to most people but I think Heathrow Terminal 5 is enough to make anybody ill so it didn't surprise me. Well obviously we were all really disappointed, my person had been looking forward to seeing our dear friends in Texas and was devastated not to, they were also very disappointed not to see her. Well that all sounds terrible I agree, but the trip will be taken at another time, so disappointing as it was we still have the trip to look forward to. But also another really good thing happened that wouldn't have happened if the trip had been taken.








What was that I hear you ask? Well Lippe came to stay with us, like my person his trip to the US was delayed so they already had lots in common, in his case it was delayed by the ash cloud though not illness. Well because we were all at home and he was waiting for flights to resume we were lucky enough to have his presence in our home for more than 2 weeks. As soon as Lippe arrived from Jazzy's house we know that we were going to have a fantastic time with him, he had hardly got through the door before I gave him one of my special big Kolo HUGS! and he hugged me right back.

Lippe wasted no time in making himself at home, he inspected the plants in the garden and then rushed up to the kitchen for a cup of his beloved tea with me and Leroy and a Thornton's chocolate and everyone who has ever had a Thornton's chocolate will agree that he has great taste.

Anyone who hasn't been following Lippe's adventures should visit My friend @schnille's blog http://mookiepig.blogspot.com/ where Mookie has been recounting all of Lippe's adventures with his various hosts and to see more of my adventures with Lippe you can see my Twitpic pictures. We had a great time with Lippe and found out lots about him, who would have thought he was such a keen gardener and climber?

He climbed all the way up this chimney pot to smell the flowers in there little did we know what well developed climbing skills Lippe would demonstrate in climbing trees and sitting on our 4th floor balcony, not just the balcony but the edge of the wall around the balcony. Then there were Lippe's legendary eating skills, pizza, ice cream, anything you care to name Lippe will eat it even the giant hot dog. Have a loot at Lippes adventures here on the Isle of Wight at Twitpic http://twitpic.com/photos/Kolo_Martin. Well we didn't expect to be here in England in mid April but if we hadn't been we would never have had the chance to meet Lippe. Today we all feel a little sad that he has left us but we are so happy that he came to visit and hope he will feel that there is more to see on our island so that he will come back one day because we have lots more to show him.

So, yes you don't always get what you expect in life and that can be disappointing but sometimes you get something great that you didn't expect and that is wonderful.!