1. Wot is the favourite fing wot your pawsons and hoomans duz for you?
Well my pawsons do quite a lot of good things for me, they say they do so they must do! There is the pizza and the football and sky TV and nice clothes that I got you can see my longhorns T-shirt here from Texas, I like that. Which are very nice but I think the main nicest thing they do for me is more about having lots of friends here for me to play with at home, you can see my pal Arty the armadillo from the Alamo here, and also helping me to tweet so I can have lots of friends in the world as well. I was always a happy baboon with my pawsons and my friends here at home but now I have lots of friends all over the world my life is much more interesting and my pawsons help me with that.
2. Iz time for noms, wot you eatin?I expect you think I will answer bananas to that one, well of course I love bananas they are real baboon food but I like them done in different ways, banana bread, banana sandwich, banana fritter, banana cocktails but you know my favourite food is pizza. Now my pawsons don't understand that a pizza with banana on would be perfect so I don't have banana pizza but I have red and white toppings to represent my football teams Arsenal and England so that is pawesome!
3. Duz you ave an embarassin abits?
Embarassin abits well nothing that embarasses me! Before anyone jumps to the wrong conclusion I don't do what some baboons do to eachothers' bottoms and I don't have that kind of bottom anyway cos I'm a stuffed baboon. I don't think I have any embarassing habits actually although some Chelsea fans were embarassed to be seen with me once but that was because I was wearing an Arsenal shirt so I don't think that counts do you?
4. Wot is your favourite animal fillum?
Oh here is a tricky one animal film well I love all animal films, favourite, ummmm don't know about that I get sick of seeing chimps in films chimps are very nice and I've got nice chimp friends but you know everyone makes such a fuss of chimps and baboons are just as good really, so I think when the make a film with baboons that will be my favourite animal film.
5. If you comin to a pawty at my ouse, wot you bringin wiv you?
Well although I miss most of the pawties on Twitter I am a pawty animal so I would bring lots of things, pizza, dog beer, baboon beer all anipal beers, bacon beer for our friends (although I'm a vegetarian so I don't have that) and lots of noms but most importantly I would bring ear plugs for the neighbours cos we anipals know how to pawty and we don't want them complaining to the police about us making a noise.
Oh so now I have to think of five pals to pass this on to and ask them 5 questions ummm now who?
Here are your questions:
1. If you could visit any country in the world where would it be?
2. What thing really makes you smile?
3. If you were Prime Minister for one day what law would you introduce?
4. When you are not on Twitter what is your favourite game to play?
5. What do you do to make your human or anipals happy?
Looking forward to your answers. HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS!